Classic Conversations with little girls

A Father's Classic Conversations with his little girls. As the father of smart little girls, a dad has to think quick on his feet. He's always got to come up with brilliant answers. Can anyone tell me how to do that? : )

Jenna (3 years old)- "Daddy is that the front of the house (pointing towards the front of the house) and that is the back of the house?"

Dad (age undetermined) - "Yes, that's the front of the house and that's the back"

Jenna- "But where's the front of the world?"

Dad- (stammering, then finally coming up with an answer) "Er, ah, well Sweet Pea,... there is no front of the world because the world is like a big round ball and a ball has no front." (Dad wipes sweat from brow)

Megan (4 years old)- "Could we draw a picture of the ball? (meaning draw it actual size)"

Dad- "Well, it's a little big to draw it life-size."

Megan- "You mean we wouldn't have paper big enough to draw it life-size?"

Dad- "No, we wouldn't"

Megan- "Well, we could use tape (to tape together paper) to get it big enough. OR, we could use staples. Then we could have a big enough piece....."


Jenna- "I'm going to have a baby boy."

Dad- "Oh, really? What are you going to name your baby boy?"

Jenna- "I'm going to name him 'Heart'"

Megan- "Yeah, and I'm going to have a baby girl & I want to name her Rainbow."

Jenna- (cradling her arms) "I will hold it in my arms and rock it back and forth. And, I think she's going to be a little cranky."

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